Thank God I read the label!!

kiwigeo · Post by **kiwigeo** » Mon Jan 16, 2012 6:13 pm

Found these at my local fruit and veg shop:

Allen · Post by **Allen** » Mon Jan 16, 2012 6:27 pm

What, are you soy or lactose intolerant.

kiwigeo · Post by **kiwigeo** » Mon Jan 16, 2012 7:41 pm

Allen wrote:What, are you soy or lactose intolerant.

auscab · Post by **auscab** » Mon Jan 16, 2012 8:27 pm

Dear Martin

I dont get it ,what am I missing ??
the Price ?

kiwigeo · Post by **kiwigeo** » Mon Jan 16, 2012 10:12 pm

Sometimes I worry about you guys.....

charangohabsburg · Post by **charangohabsburg** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 1:15 am

There seem to be people that eat the shell with the peanut still in there! That's why everything has to be written on the package.

Kamusur · Post by **Kamusur** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 7:35 am

Steve

Nick · Post by **Nick** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:22 am

I Think it was a packet of Airline Peanuts where I first saw the warning....."may contain traces of nuts". I was hoping for more than traces.

Alastair · Post by **Alastair** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 10:36 am

I work in the food industry, and while this is OTT, the nanny-state regulations are not that much less ridiculous.

kiwigeo · Post by **kiwigeo** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 12:07 pm

Nick wrote:I Think it was a packet of Airline Peanuts where I first saw the warning....."may contain traces of nuts". I was hoping for more than traces.

The warning actually referred top the Qantas cabin crew

kiwigeo · Post by **kiwigeo** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 12:09 pm

charangohabsburg wrote:There seem to be people that eat the shell with the peanut still in there! That's why everything has to be written on the package.

They do alot of strange things in Switzerland.....like wear those leather knickerbocker shorts and the funny hats with the feathers in them.

charangohabsburg · Post by **charangohabsburg** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 1:19 pm

kiwigeo wrote:They do alot of strange things in Switzerland.....like wear those leather knickerbocker shorts and the funny hats with the feathers in them.

No, those are the Bavarians (Germany).

Tod Gilding · Post by **Tod Gilding** » Sun Jan 22, 2012 10:10 am

A Dry Roasted Australian would possibly still contain traces of alcohol as well

charangohabsburg · Post by **charangohabsburg** » Fri Apr 06, 2012 1:55 am

Guess what is written on the back label?

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needsmorecowbel · Post by **needsmorecowbel** » Fri Apr 06, 2012 4:16 am

Markus it doesn't count when you briefly duck out the shed and make a fly fishing rod, then proceed to catch a delicious trout from your hand carved canoe, package it (with the hand made vacuum sealing machine) and then take a zoomed out photo with your home made electron microscope....

charangohabsburg · Post by **charangohabsburg** » Fri Apr 06, 2012 4:44 am

Stu, I already was afraid you would say: the label says "contains peanuts"!

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woodrat · Post by **woodrat** » Fri Apr 13, 2012 5:43 am

Markus, the purchaser would never have guessed!

John

kiwigeo · Post by **kiwigeo** » Fri Apr 13, 2012 7:30 am

Its possible that some people don't know what a fish is.....

charangohabsburg · Post by **charangohabsburg** » Fri Apr 13, 2012 8:34 am

Dear friends, I am developing an allergy against stupid product labels which seem to get the norm, and finding non-labelled products gets more difficult every day. If this goes on I will be starving not far from now.

desperate & deeply depressed

,

Steve · Post by **Steve** » Fri Apr 13, 2012 8:46 am

You guys have reminded me of a similar experience a couple of years ago in Woolies. They were selling herb seedlings & had a warning label on the back:
"Warning: Potting mix is not edible".
Kind of wished that I had taken a picture now.

Lillian · Post by **Lillian** » Fri Apr 13, 2012 8:55 am

I wouldn't be surprised. There was a survey and one of the questions was what was white bread made from. More than 50% didn't know it was made from wheat.

Nick · Post by **Nick** » Sat Apr 14, 2012 1:48 pm

charangohabsburg wrote:Dear friends, I am developing an allergy against stupid product labels which seem to get the norm, and finding non-labelled products gets more difficult every day. If this goes on I will be starving not far from now.

desperate & deeply depressed ,

Dear "desperate & deeply depressed",
Ignore any labeling at point of sale (shop blindfolded if it helps) & simply remove any labeling from tins prior to storing in pantry. This not only reduces the chances of your allergy flaring up & your stomach resembling that of an anorexic supermodel, but also turns mealtime in to "funtime" as you try & guess what each tin stacked neatly in that pantry contains, imagine the hours of fun you and your family will have when that tin, of what you thought were baked beans & had planned to have on that piece of hot toast, turns out to really be a tin of Italian Black Olives.
Not only that but wash those tins out after use, attach a piece of string & turn them into a handy communications system.

yours,
Aunty Nick.

*Warning- The advice posted above may contain minute traces of humour*

kiwigeo · Post by **kiwigeo** » Sat Apr 14, 2012 8:48 pm

Steve wrote:You guys have reminded me of a similar experience a couple of years ago in Woolies. They were selling herb seedlings & had a warning label on the back:
"Warning: Potting mix is not edible".
Kind of wished that I had taken a picture now.

If you think potting mix tastes bad you should let me cook dinner for you one night.

kiwigeo · Post by **kiwigeo** » Sat Apr 14, 2012 8:49 pm

[quote="Nick
Not only that but wash those tins out after use, attach a piece of string & turn them into a handy communications system.

yours,
Aunty Nick.

*Warning- The advice posted above may contain minute traces of humour*[/quote]

The cans that 1080 comes in are perfect for making can phones.

charangohabsburg · Post by **charangohabsburg** » Sat Apr 14, 2012 9:24 pm

Thanks for your advice Nick. I knew that at least someone of this great forum would try to help for getting me out of this labelling crisis.

Nick wrote:*Warning- The advice posted above may contain minute traces of humour*

Shocking, very shocking!

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