One for Hesh....

[Larry Davis]

A husband and wife are shopping in Wal Mart when the man picks up a
case of Budweiser and puts them into the shopping cart.

"What do you think you're doing?." asks his wife.

"They're on sale, only $15 for 24 cans," he says,

''Put them back. We can't afford it," says the wife and they
carry on shopping...

A few aisles later the woman picks up a $30 jar of face cream and
sticks it into the shopping cart.

"What do you think you're doing?" asks the man.

''It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," she says.

The man replies..."So does 24 cans of Budweiser, and it's only half
the freakin' price!!!

[sebastiaan56]

Larry,

good one.. reminds me of this ad

[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=xZZpsSOwxcw[/youtube]

[Kim]

Ah yes, beer goggles. I have worn many a pair.

[Hesh1956]

Very good and I can completely relate........ Problem is that many of my past dates probably can relate too.......

[Larry Davis]

Very good and I can completely relate........ Problem is that many of my past dates probably can relate too.......

You've mentioned an "ex" a few times so immediately thought of you when that was sent to me...by an ex

Not to be a judgement of any kind, but over the past couple years your philosophical approach to guitar building and stuff has really gelled together. Just a perceived personal observation. Unfortunately, on the other hand I remain a laconic butt head

[Larry Davis]

One more from my best ex.......If I'd only known....



Menopause Jewelry

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
able to monitor my moods.

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it
turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a
big frickin' red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. Dumb ass

[Dennis Leahy]

hehehehehehe

Dennis
(where's the red mark on my forehead emoticon when I need one!)

[Hesh1956]

Good one Larry!!