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A new and better life.

Post by Kim » Thu Jul 10, 2008 7:06 pm

A woman perched high on Sydney harbour bridge is very depressed and about to jump and end it all.

A Sailor interrupts and pleads with her to stow away with him in his cabin and start a new and better life in America rather than waist her life so tragically. She agrees and they head off together with her still sobbing on the sailors shoulder.

Three weeks later she is discovered in the sailors cabin and is immediately marched to the bridge to be seen by the Captain.

He ask: What are you doing on my boat woman?

She replies: I have been hiding in a kind sailors cabin for the last 3 weeks on my way to a better life in America. Each day that kind man brings me three meals and fresh water and in return, I have been letting him screw me every night.

The Captain responds with a grin: Oh yes, he's been screwing you alright madam, this is the Manly Ferry :D

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Post by Hesh1956 » Thu Jul 10, 2008 10:31 pm

I don't get it.... :D

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Post by Kim » Thu Jul 10, 2008 10:42 pm

Bloody Yanks :roll:

Here ya go Heshter

http://members.ozemail.com.au/~macinnis ... /ferry.htm

:D

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Post by Allen » Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:06 am

Sorry Kim, but I think that Hesh just topped you for a punch line. Too hilarious Hesh :lmao
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Post by sebastiaan56 » Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:22 am

a morning belly laugh, thx
make mine fifths........

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Post by kiwigeo » Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:52 pm

Hesh1956 wrote:I don't get it.... :D
Hesh..here in Australia we have alot of fairies.

They come in two varieties......Manly Fairies...and Womanly Fairies

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