Why cancer researchers cant get funding

[kiwigeo]

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2011 ... 185552.htm

[seeaxe]

The Queensland tests were physio-chemical only - "no taste-testing involved for us," he added.

Yeah right!

Anyway, from a considerable amount of personal research being forced to drink the stuff while stuck on various Pacific islands, I can tell you without a fancy research project it would take a truckload more than that to get a decent head on an Aussie beer. You can tell them they're dreamin!

Besides this, if you wait for these turkeys in Queensland to get you a beer while they stuff around dropping it down towers etc you would be in grave danger of dying of thirst. This is clearly just a ploy to avoid buying the next round.

Never mind zero gravity, what we need is EXTRA gravity, so the beer gets there faster.

I understand the Swiss have already built a round accelerator machine that accelerates the beer from the bar to the drinker at very high speeds. They have done this in their spare time, when not making cool little wooden clamps and have special code words to disguise the fact that the big hole under Schweiz and La Belle France is actually a massive pub - e.g "supercritical conditions" = really, really thirsty and "plasma" = Steinlager, usw,usw.

Markus will confirm all this, I am sure.

[kiwigeo]

The Queensland tests were physio-chemical only - "no taste-testing involved for us," he added.

Yeah right!

Anyway, from a considerable amount of personal research being forced to drink the stuff while stuck on various Pacific islands, I can tell you without a fancy research project it would take a truckload more than that to get a decent head on an Aussie beer. You can tell them they're dreamin!

Besides this, if you wait for these turkeys in Queensland to get you a beer while they stuff around dropping it down towers etc you would be in grave danger of dying of thirst. This is clearly just a ploy to avoid buying the next round.

Never mind zero gravity, what we need is EXTRA gravity, so the beer gets there faster.

I understand the Swiss have already built a round accelerator machine that accelerates the beer from the bar to the drinker at very high speeds. They have done this in their spare time, when not making cool little wooden clamps and have special code words to disguise the fact that the big hole under Schweiz and La Belle France is actually a massive pub - e.g "supercritical conditions" = really, really thirsty and "plasma" = Steinlager, usw,usw.

Markus will confirm all this, I am sure.

Richard, I tried reading your post sober but couldnt make alot of sense of it.

After a couple of six packs of Steinlager it all made perfect sense!

[charangohabsburg]

I understand the Swiss have already built a round accelerator machine that accelerates the beer from the bar to the drinker at very high speeds. They have done this in their spare time, when not making cool little wooden clamps and have special code words to disguise the fact that the big hole under Schweiz and La Belle France is actually a massive pub - e.g "supercritical conditions" = really, really thirsty and "plasma" = Steinlager, usw,usw.

Markus will confirm all this, I am sure.

Damn, until yesterday this was Switzerland's best guarded state secret.

[Nick]

LHC= Large Heineken Collider? I thought it was for Hadrons! Markus, you been holding out on us!