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Post by Lillian » Tue Nov 16, 2010 2:35 pm

a dwarf fortune teller escaped from jail, would that be a small medium at large?
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Re: So if

Post by Kim » Tue Nov 16, 2010 4:23 pm

Teeeheeeheee :D 8)

Good one Lil :cl :cl :cl
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Post by kiwigeo » Tue Nov 16, 2010 5:31 pm

Maybe the jail was short staffed?
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Re: So if

Post by Mike Thomas » Tue Nov 16, 2010 8:42 pm

Talking about fortune tellers, I almost had a psychic girlfriend once, but she left me before we met. She could have been a dwarf.
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Re: So if

Post by ozwood » Tue Nov 16, 2010 10:41 pm

While we are all in the mood for some bad jokes , here my best bad joke .

Did you here about the two crooks that stole a Calender?




they got six months each........................................ boom , boom
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Re: So if

Post by ozwood » Tue Nov 16, 2010 10:44 pm

I forgot my Absolute worst one >>>>>>>

I went to a shop the other day , on one side they sold camping gear , on the other they had all things to do with dolphins.





The shop was called " for all in tents and Porpoises ". :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: So if

Post by Lillian » Tue Nov 16, 2010 11:22 pm

Oh Oz, I thought mine was bad. :lol:
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Re: So if

Post by Kim » Wed Nov 17, 2010 1:04 am

No, no, now THIS is a bad joke:
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Re: So if

Post by Kim » Wed Nov 17, 2010 1:06 am

But better that that is this one:
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