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by Dennis Leahy » Sat Feb 21, 2009 2:16 am
The figure in the guitar and the overall execution are so dazzling that it is hard to pull my eyes off the images to read the words. So, it's not surprising that it didn't sink in that this is not John's guitar, but Pete's.
Now, that's a different story altogether. So, I checked the ANZLF Rules For Guessing Contests 2009 handbook, and found this on page 327, subchapter D Bloody Fair Dinkum Prize Allocation, in paragraph 9 : "If a bloke or a sheila asks a mate to display images for them, then the winning guesser is allowed to choose his or her own prize from among the following: 1.) one kilogram of dried dingo dung; 2.) a "sleepover" with Miranda Kerr; 3.) the actual object in the contest images
Well, my personal collection of dingo dung is completely full - not another millimeter of space in the display case. A night with Miranda Kerr sounds lovely, but the next day my wife would force me at gunpoint to eat my own genitalia and my entire collection of dingo dung, before executing me. So, the only intelligent choice is to select the guitar itself as the prize.
Pete, please contact Jim and see if we can get a deal on that case. Pack the guitar very carefully, please, and ship directly to me. I'll PM my address.
Thanks!
Dennis
Another damn Yank!