A priest and a rabbi

[Kim]

A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other in an
airplane.
After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked,
'Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?' The
rabbi responded
'Yes, that is still one of our laws'. The priest
then asked 'Have you ever eaten pork?' To which the rabbi replied
'Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich.'
The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.


A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest,
'Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain
celibate?' The priest replied, 'Yes, that is still very much a part of
our faith.' The rabbi then asked him, 'Father, have you ever fallen to
the temptations of the flesh?' The priest replied, 'Yes, rabbi ,
on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith.' The rabbi nodded
understandingly and remained silent, thinking, for about five minutes.


Finally, the rabbi said, 'Beats the hell out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it??

Cheers

Kim

[Lillian]

[Ron Wisdom]

Ron

[Allen]

Sure does.

[kiwigeo]

Id take the ham sandwich...after all Ive never heard of a ham sandwich getting pregnant 9 months after being eaten.

[Hesh1956]

Yeah but it's way easier to get rid of the ham sandwich the next morning.......