Guts -vs.- Balls

[Dennis Leahy]

GUTS VS. BALLS


We've all heard about guys having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed:

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask, 'Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, 'You're next.'

I hope this clears up any confusion. Medically speaking however, there is no difference in the outcome, since both result in an untimely death.

Dennis

[Hesh1956]

Of course it has not occurred to our hero that the wife may have been out too...... Just trying to be fair here......

[sebastiaan56]

Wot Hesh said,

Good one!