Re: Playing in the sand with the prisoners of the motherland

Kim · Post by **Kim** » Sun Apr 14, 2013 4:08 pm

(EDIT) Shortly after typing my response below I decided to delete the post which Michael Thames made to opened this topic. This was done because Michael's post had been nothing short of a pathetic, offencive, rant which one would not expect to see from a respected instrument builder....It's a pity Michael's short involvement with this forum has left him being seen as only one of those things in the eyes of the majority here.

Michael,

Despite what you may think there is absolutely 'nothing' you could offer this or any other forum that is worth tolerating your incredibly childish boorishness for. As per my polite PM earlier today your account is to be deleted.

Kim

nnickusa · Post by **nnickusa** » Sun Apr 14, 2013 4:17 pm

PS: The colostomy bag/straw one is good. Do you mind if I borrow it somew time?

Jeremy D · Post by **Jeremy D** » Sun Apr 14, 2013 4:34 pm

The troll patrol is in the house. Thankfully I wont have to wade through his posts any longer, phew.

kiwigeo · Post by **kiwigeo** » Sun Apr 14, 2013 4:41 pm

nnickusa wrote:

PS: The colostomy bag/straw one is good. Do you mind if I borrow it somew time?

Last year I was driving my Dad back to his nursing home when his colostomy bag burst. I recall driving into the nursing home car park with my head out the window trying to avoid the horrendous stench wafting from the old fellas bag. My brother in law was similarly half hanging out one of the cars back windows.

DarwinStrings · Post by **DarwinStrings** » Sun Apr 14, 2013 4:53 pm

Kim wrote: as much appeal as a freshly broken colostomy bag next to an extra thick drinking straw

Ha!

Jim

Kim · Post by **Kim** » Sun Apr 14, 2013 5:00 pm

nnickusa wrote:PS: The colostomy bag/straw one is good. Do you mind if I borrow it somew time?

Feel free Nick but I've removed that line from my original response to the x-member because I felt my delivery had not been overly polished

nnickusa · Post by **nnickusa** » Sun Apr 14, 2013 5:11 pm

Kim, if it smells, looks, feels and tastes like dogsh*t, it is. Now put it down and don't step in it(sic) Cheech and chong, too many years ago to remember what record it was on......

Martin, what a shame for your Dad. It must have mortified him.....My Father-inplaw is in "the pants" now, but fortunately doesn't remember that they weren't his usual undies, hence no loss of dignity....

My wife knows my wishes in the event of my deteriorating to a condition such as many now experience....

I'm not sure what to say about your response, Kim, but I did see a you-tube(mythbusters maybe) that showed one can polish a turd....

Tod Gilding · Post by **Tod Gilding** » Sun Apr 14, 2013 5:32 pm

That's It From Now on I'm Calling Kim ...Kim Jong-Un...... He loves Nukes

Or is that our Kim has Clown Nukes and the other Kim is a Clown with Nukes

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