duh Padmapa Institue for Wayward and Misguided Luthiers.

[duh Padma]

the

Padmapa Institute

for

Wayward and Misguided Luthiers.

Located in the isolated wooded (for you hermit types) back hills of Beautiful British Columbia,
we offer personal council~ing, group therapy and
serious self analysis techniques, to help you get in touch with the wood, how to talk to it and how to hear what she be sayin back at ya,
along with the basic skills of sawdust making.

Learn how to
* set your inner intonation,
* auto tune and
* give yourself an attitude adjustment

All sessions in confidence.

Applications for residency now being accepted care of this here forum.


blessings
Padma



Disclaimer Note:

This here post is not in official sanction with the particular persuasion of this here forums particular persuasion.
However it is in accordance with the Prophet and as such (with any luck) will
more than likely escape being edited or deleted.

[P Bill]

You can fix it so when I speak the wood listens ? Thats what I've always wanted! How much?

[duh Padma]

Yo, Bill

go for a walk about in the Northern Territory, ask for Big Bob, tell him duh Padma sent you...him teach you how talk with duh wood.

Him one of me franchised discipleships.


Blessings
Padma