Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Post by Bob Connor » Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:53 pm

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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PAT BUCHANAN:

To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.

JERRY FALWELL:

Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the
plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other
side." That's what "they" call it-the "other side." Yes, my friends,
that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the
liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side."

That chicken should not be free to cross the road. It's as plain and simple as that.

DR. SEUSS:

Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed, I've not been told!

ERNEST HEMINGWAY:

To die. In the rain.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.:

I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads
without having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA:

In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told
us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

ARISTOTLE:

It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX:

It was a historical inevitability.

SADDAM HUSSAIN:

This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite
justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK:

To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

FOX MULDER:

You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more
chickens have to cross before you believe it?

FREUD:

The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed
the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES:

I have just released eChicken 2000, which will not only cross roads, but

will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook

-and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.

EINSTEIN:

Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move
beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON:

I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by
"chicken"? Could you define "chicken" please?

GEORGE W. BUSH:

I don't think I should have to answer that question.

LOUIS FARRAKHAN:

The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken
crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.

THE BIBLE:

And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken,
"Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and
there was much rejoicing.

COLONEL SANDERS:

I missed one?
Bob, Geelong
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Post by kiwigeo » Thu Jul 24, 2008 11:19 pm

Sounds like youve been eating too much chicken..... :shock:

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Post by Hesh1956 » Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:50 am

Michelle Obama: For the very first time I was proud of that chicken......

Dick Chaney: So it could get to an undisclosed location.......

Jesse Jackson: Because it wanted to have it's nuts cut off......

Ahmadinejad: We have no gay chickens in Iran.........

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Post by sebastiaan56 » Fri Jul 25, 2008 1:09 pm

Duh........ to get to the tonewood before Martin.......
make mine fifths........

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