The councilor starts:
So Mrs Johnson, you have written here that Bert and yourself have been married now for almost 23 years. Tell me, what do 'you' think is the main cause for the disharmony in your relationship with Bert? What do 'you' feel is coming between you as a couple?
Mrs Johnson replies:
Well, Bert does not seem to want to pay attention to me anymore. He has stopped trying to make me feel special. He always seems to have something else more important to do than spend a little time with me and he never, ever, makes an effort to initiate any intimacy between us. It's like he has lost all interest in me and it's making me angry and bitter.
With this the councilor stands and makes a gesture to Mrs Johnson to do the same. He walks in close to her and begins to slowly undo her blouse. He moves his hand gently over her right breast while at the the same time he cradles the nap of her neck with his other hand. He pulls her in close and begins to kiss her fully and passionately upon the mouth.
As the councilor continued this steamy exchange with Bert's wife, Bert looks away with nervous embarrassment until finally, the councilor broke off his embrace with Bert's now heavily breathing spouse and said:
You see Mr Johnston, 'this' is what your wife 'needs' everyday! This is what she 'must have' if your relationship is to survive!
To which Bert replies:
Geez Doc, I guess I can bring her in on Mondays and Thursdays, but with Golf, Bowls and Fish'in it'll be a struggle for the rest of the week. Any chance you could drop in home and pick her up on me off days?
Cheers
Kim
