Guess a spectrogram

charangohabsburg · Post by **charangohabsburg** » Wed Apr 16, 2014 12:40 am

You plate-and-instrument tappers might have fun to give it go guessing what I was tapping when recording the spectrogram pictured here:

Maybe this game is a bit similar to the guess-this-wood questions. Although, Trevor Gore with his specific experience might have a real chance to get close, and any other forum member might be spot on with just a wild guess!
And no, it has nothing to do with stock exchange or a beer bottle!

If all attempts fail (or if none is made) I may post the frequencies on the horizontal axis.

kiwigeo · Post by **kiwigeo** » Wed Apr 16, 2014 8:37 am

A charango???

Nick · Post by **Nick** » Thu Apr 17, 2014 8:56 am

Swiss alpine horn?

kiwigeo · Post by **kiwigeo** » Thu Apr 17, 2014 5:18 pm

Markus's Volvo on a cold morning?

Bob Connor · Post by **Bob Connor** » Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:40 pm

Tuning fork on a Swiss army knife?

Kim · Post by **Kim** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 12:38 am

No mistaking that Markus.

Its quite clearly the spectrographic output of a petite blonde called Freida wearing a bikini while sitting cross legged in a purple bubble chair that has a slow but audible leak while slurping No13 linguini with lashings of red pesto sauce, from a splade.

Cheers

Dekka · Post by **Dekka** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 8:02 am

Snare drum?

charangohabsburg · Post by **charangohabsburg** » Sat Apr 19, 2014 10:54 pm

Kim wrote:Its quite clearly the spectrographic output of a petite blonde called Freida wearing a bikini while sitting cross legged in a purple bubble chair that has a slow but audible leak while slurping No13 linguini with lashings of red pesto sauce, from a splade.

How did you know?

kiwigeo · Post by **kiwigeo** » Sun Apr 20, 2014 10:50 am

charangohabsburg wrote:
Kim wrote:Its quite clearly the spectrographic output of a petite blonde called Freida wearing a bikini while sitting cross legged in a purple bubble chair that has a slow but audible leak while slurping No13 linguini with lashings of red pesto sauce, from a splade.
How did you know?

We're the moderators...we know everything about you lot

needsmorecowbel · Post by **needsmorecowbel** » Sun Apr 20, 2014 11:41 am

I'd love to see the look on the person's face who Googles: "petite blonde called Frieda" and ends up on this page.

"WoT Is ThiS !&%^?"

charangohabsburg · Post by **charangohabsburg** » Sun Apr 20, 2014 9:20 pm

needsmorecowbel wrote:I'd love to see the look on the person's face who Googles: "petite blonde called Frieda" and ends up on this page.

"WoT Is ThiS !&%^?"

needsmorecowbel · Post by **needsmorecowbel** » Sun Apr 20, 2014 11:57 pm

"wrong peaks"

auscab · Post by **auscab** » Mon Apr 21, 2014 12:52 am

Chopping Carrots for Chicken Noodle Soup

charangohabsburg · Post by **charangohabsburg** » Mon Apr 21, 2014 1:18 am

No, the peaks are not chopped carrots, they really represent...

Kim wrote:No mistaking that Markus.

Its quite clearly the spectrographic output of a petite blonde called Freida wearing a bikini while [...]

....Frieda's bikini

Sorry Martin, I don't own a Swedish car, and it is not a finished charango, hence zero points for you.

However, Nick you were quite close with the alpine horn which actually also is a hollowed trunk!

BTW: the spectrogram in the beginning resembles in some ways to the one of a bar (Frieda's bar?

), which is not really a surprise.

Kim · Post by **Kim** » Mon Apr 21, 2014 1:15 pm

Despite Freida's obvious lack of symmetry upon her chest, her dance card remained brimming with hopeful village lads with their blood fully charged with hormones, and their eyes firmly glued to her voluptuous hips.

Nice work Markus

kiwigeo · Post by **kiwigeo** » Mon Apr 21, 2014 5:24 pm

Kim wrote:Despite Freida's obvious lack of symmetry upon her chest, her dance card remained brimming with hopeful village lads with their blood fully charged with hormones, and their eyes firmly glued to her voluptuous hips.

Nice work Markus

They also marvelled at the size of her charangos

needsmorecowbel · Post by **needsmorecowbel** » Mon Apr 21, 2014 8:39 pm

There's a volvo joke in there somewhere...

(Makes Manly Bear Noises)

charangohabsburg · Post by **charangohabsburg** » Mon Apr 21, 2014 10:59 pm

kiwigeo wrote:Markus's Volvo on a cold morning?

Now I found out what you meant!
No, it's not me.

: Swiss-Man-Installs-Wood-Burning-Stove-In-volvo.jpg (34.04 KiB) Viewed 23466 times

The driver looks more like Kim (not our Kim!). Maybe it's him, test-driving his pimped car before getting back home from school.

: Swiss-Man-Installs-Wood-Burning-Stove-In-volvo-2.jpg (36.67 KiB) Viewed 23466 times

kiwigeo · Post by **kiwigeo** » Tue Apr 22, 2014 11:16 am

That guy made a better job of that woodstove than he did with his hair cut....looks like he must have been pulled head first through his drum sander.

needsmorecowbel · Post by **needsmorecowbel** » Tue Apr 22, 2014 11:17 am

"Volvo Official Parts :

Part #

111 (a) Wood Burning stove

Side Effects: include cranial singeing leading to terrible haircuts

Extreme Exposure may also lead to poor life decisions."

Nick · Post by **Nick** » Wed Apr 23, 2014 9:55 am

Is that stove in there to keep the driver warm or to heat the boiler under the bonnet? The world's first steam powered Volvo.

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