Doggy bag!

[ozwood]

I was driving with home with the Kids in the car yesterday ,listening to the radio , with people calling in with their most emabarrasing moments , anyway a guy calls in with his embarrasing moment it wnet like this : he was jogging his normal jooging route and feels the sudden and desperate urge to crap, he tries to push on , but soon realizes he won't make it to any kind of toilet so decides the best option is to go where he can , which he does , he finds a small clearing checks for privacy , quickly drops his daks and lays some cable , about 3/4 of the way through a dog runs up starts sniffing about and being way too friendly , he finishes his buisness whilst trying to shoo the dog , just having time to pull up his pants as the dogs, Red Hot, 20 something blonde owner wanders up in search of the hapless mut , who is still hanging around the jogger like a bad smell , she walks over , says hi to the Embaresssed man , clips the leash on the dog , then produces a plastic bag from her pocket and dutifully scoops up what she believes to be the dogs buisness , apolagises for the dog, pops the bag into her pocket and continues her walk .


At this point my car nearly left the road from the howles of laughter.

Cheers,

Paul.

[woodrat]

What a polite Lass!....

John

[Kim]

[ozwood]

Knew that would be right up your ally Kim!!

[Luke]

that's a classic I have a tear.

[kiwigeo]