Easter bunny

[matthew]

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road.

He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.

The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit.

Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is DEAD .

The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.

A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over.

She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong.

"I feel terrible!" he explains,

"I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM."

The blonde says,"Don't worry."

She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.

She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny, bends down, and sprays the contents onto him.

The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road.

Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves,
hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.

The man is astonished.

He runs over to the woman and demands,

"What is in that can? What did you spray on the Easter Bunny ?"

The woman turns the can around
so that the man can read the label.

It says ...




"Hair Spray
Restores life to dead hair,
and adds permanent wave."

[Nick]

Where's the emoticon for a groan?

[Allen]

I was going to through my shoe.

[liam_fnq]

You know Matthew, people have been banned for less.........................

[matthew]

Yeah I'm trying ... I'm trying ...

[kiwigeo]

You know Matthew, people have been banned for less.........................

Much less.....

[Lillian]

Oh Matthew.

That was bad. Lots to be ashamed of there.


Will one of you Mods please ban him?!

[matthew]

i've been trying to ban myself ... if you only knew ...

[Lillian]

Intrigued, but not sure it would be a wise decision to inquire in an open forum.... must think on that one for a while.

[kiwigeo]

Weve neglected to advise people at log in that joining the ANZLF is like joining up with a motorcycle gang. If you decide to leave then the moderators will be around to cut off your tatoos and kidnap your Harley and your Staffy.

[matthew]

Well, everything's still intact.

But was it you who ran off with half my thyroid last wednesday??

just wondering.

[Lillian]

Just half? The market not what it used to be for body parts?

[liam_fnq]

Weve neglected to advise people at log in that joining the ANZLF is like joining up with a motorcycle gang. If you decide to leave then the moderators will be around to cut off your tatoos and kidnap your Harley and your Staffy.

Take the staffy and Harley but leave the mrs. Any true gang member would be horrified.

[kiwigeo]

Weve neglected to advise people at log in that joining the ANZLF is like joining up with a motorcycle gang. If you decide to leave then the moderators will be around to cut off your tatoos and kidnap your Harley and your Staffy.

Take the staffy and Harley but leave the mrs. Any true gang member would be horrified.

If you dont have a nice tonewood stash we can load in the back of the van then we'll take your Mrs in lieu of same.