skunk in the woods
Byte -Whut them dang flys do
Bug - The reason you give for calling in sick
Chip - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in
Crash - When you go to Junior's party uninvited
Diskette - Female disco dancer
Hacker - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking
Hard drive - Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat
tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer
Keyboard - Place to hang your truck keys
Mac - Big Bubba's favorite fast food
Mouse Pad - Where Mickey and Minnie live
Online - Where you hang your clothes to dry
Terminal - Time to call the undertaker
Windows - Place in the truck to hang your guns
Modem - How you got rid of your dandelions
Reboot - What you do when the first pair gets
covered with barnyard stuff
Network - How to get yer bait for fishin
Digital control - What yore fingers do on the TV remote
Packet - What you do to a suitcase before a trip
Log on - Making the wood stove hotter
Log off - Don't add no more wood
Download - Gettin' the farwood offn the pickup
Megahertz - When yer not keerful gettin' that
farwood downloaded
Prompt - Whut th mail ain't in the winter taim
Screen - Whut to shut when it's black fly season
Microchip - Whut's left in the munchie bag
Laptop - Whur the kitty sleeps
Enter - Northern 'fer c'mon in y'all
Software - Them dang plastik forks and knives
Mainframe - Holds up the barn ruf
