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Whats wrong with you Seppos????

Post by kiwigeo » Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:45 pm

Police said a fight over flatulence in Waco, Texas, left one man stabbed and another facing an assault charge.

Police said they were called to a motel on Wednesday (local time) where several men from the Houston area were sharing a room. Police said a 35-year-old man allegedly passed gas in the room on Tuesday night.

Police said one of the other men became upset, picked up a knife and threw it at the 35-year-old man, who was cut in the leg. The suspect was accused of then stabbing the man in the chest.

The 35-year-old was taken to the hospital and police said he was treated for non-life threatening wounds.

The alleged attacker was arrested and faces an aggravated assault charge.

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Post by Lillian » Fri Apr 10, 2009 9:19 pm

Cheap beer, pickled eggs and bean burritos. I could see how that might happen if you add enough alcohol into the mix.

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Post by Kim » Fri Apr 10, 2009 10:53 pm

Lillian wrote:Cheap beer, pickled eggs and bean burritos. I could see how that might happen if you add enough alcohol into the mix.
:lol: :lol: :lol: Ahh Lil, such perception, such clarity. :lol:

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Post by Ron Wisdom » Sat Apr 11, 2009 3:42 am

A good jury might accept a self defense plea.

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Post by kiwigeo » Sat Apr 11, 2009 6:02 am

Us colonials are a bit more refined when it comes to such matters. If someone degasses in your immediate vicinity you fight fire with fire....and try and get a wager going if you can.

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Post by Allen » Sat Apr 11, 2009 6:24 am

Anyone willing to pull my finger?
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Post by Lillian » Sat Apr 11, 2009 7:58 am

Kim wrote:
Lillian wrote:Cheap beer, pickled eggs and bean burritos. I could see how that might happen if you add enough alcohol into the mix.
:lol: :lol: :lol: Ahh Lil, such perception, such clarity. :lol:
Three brothers and 11 years in the Army.

I had a subordinate who befouled our majors' tiny office one day while he was at lunch. The Company Commander was sympathetic, but could not see his way to an Article 15 hearing. Since he was mine, I had to deal with him. He almost succeeded in making me toss my cookies one day. He took serious delight in the extremeness of his creations.

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Post by Kim » Sat Apr 11, 2009 9:05 am

Martin,

The wager is all very well and good but the truth is that a wager was probably the root cause of the affray described in your article. Unfortunately money in sport can bring with it such overpowering competitiveness that the employment of unfair tactics such as hydraulics, involuntary or otherwise, becomes inevitable. The frustration for the victim is that such 'below the belt' tactics are seldom admitted during the course of the event with perpetration only ever discovered via direct physical confrontation, which would explain those events in your article, or upon the unlikely circumstance of the victim gaining access to the offenders soiled garments prior to wash day.

The problem here becomes that getting caught digging through someone else's dirty underwear carries with it consequences which generally far out weigh the value of the original wager. It is an act frowned upon even more so than the suspected 'follow through' which had triggered such covert investigations in the first instance. This is especially so should those garments belong to a competitor of the same sex. An indiscretion of such gravity is seldom lived down creating a frustrating situation indeed and leaving little wonder why so much violence has crept into what was once a fun pass-time.

For this reason, supported by fear of that natural consequence of aging whereby muscle tone begins to diminish making it increasingly likely one is to become part of the problem by committing a 'fluid drive foul' and having their need to maintain pride overcome their duty of honour, I have decided to take the path which I feel all competitors should upon reached 'midlife' and withdrawn myself from all further professional or semi professional participation.

Yes folks, this is yet another example for all of the sad outcome when big money seduces sport, it always leads to poor form, diminished integrity and increased violence. I am proud to say I left at the top of my game well before the money got too big, I left with a clean conscience and a clean pair of underpants.

My advice is to keep it fun people, keep it family friendly. Armature level participation does not need to become boring, on those special occasions thrill the youngsters by bringing along a box of matches and enjoy the pyrotechnics, but most of all, do it for the love people, do it for the passion.

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Post by Hesh1956 » Sat Apr 11, 2009 10:39 pm

Yippie!!!!! A FART thread - just like old times M8s!!! :D

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Post by kiwigeo » Sun Apr 12, 2009 7:51 am

I may as well get the ball rolling

This ones for you Heshie!!

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Post by kiwigeo » Sun Apr 12, 2009 7:53 am

And Kim....cop this


:bum :f00 :na

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Post by Nick » Sun Apr 12, 2009 9:13 am

Ok if things are going to get juvenile, count me in.
I'll see your :bum :f00 :na & raise you......


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Post by Lillian » Mon Apr 13, 2009 3:25 am

Nick, the missus has instructed me to inform you that "That's just wrong!" Since she viewed it for a second time and continued to comment about it, I dare say she wasn't really traumatized by it, and in fact is simple missing some of our friends from home.

Carry on if you will.

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Post by Kim » Mon Apr 13, 2009 7:14 am

Lov'in the Louie 16th do in the new avatar Lillian, however you wouldn't wanna be play'in round with the blue flames with a rig like that sit'n on your head, if she went up it would probably be considered an act of terrorism. :D

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Post by Nick » Mon Apr 13, 2009 10:07 am

Lillian wrote:Nick, the missus has instructed me to inform you that "That's just wrong!" Since she viewed it for a second time and continued to comment about it, I dare say she wasn't really traumatized by it, and in fact is simple missing some of our friends from home.

Carry on if you will.
Yeah bit like a car crash, you know you shouldn't look as you drive past, but you can't help yourself :lol: Apologies to your better half by the way, hope she's not too homesick now.
I'm loving the new Avatar too by the way. :lmao :lmao :lmao
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Post by kiwigeo » Mon Apr 13, 2009 12:43 pm

Lillian my love youre far more alluring than I imagined!! What an absolute hottie!!! :cl

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Post by Lillian » Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:04 pm

kiwigeo wrote:Lillian my love youre far more alluring than I imagined!! What an absolute hottie!!! :cl
Martin, coming from a man who has expounded on the wonders of sheep, all I can say is thank you.




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Post by kiwigeo » Mon Apr 13, 2009 5:19 pm

Dunno why but when I look at Lillian's avatar I immediately think of the 1970's TV series "Puff 'n Stuff"....dont know if you ever got it in the states. Anyway there was a character on that show by the name of "Witchy Poo".

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Post by Nick » Mon Apr 13, 2009 5:56 pm

kiwigeo wrote:Dunno why but when I look at Lillian's avatar I immediately think of the 1970's TV series "Puff 'n Stuff"....dont know if you ever got it in the states. Anyway there was a character on that show by the name of "Witchy Poo".
Now I'm never gonna think of that program the same again, but apart from a couple of pounds the resemblence is scary. :shock: :shock:
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Post by Kim » Mon Apr 13, 2009 6:41 pm

Bahh! Wichypoo was a red head Martin

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Lil's got more goin on than that skinny runt. :D

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Post by kiwigeo » Mon Apr 13, 2009 8:22 pm

Yeah but look at the snoz mate.....these two are long lost sisters

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Post by Lillian » Mon Apr 13, 2009 9:22 pm

:lmao

I remember that show. I used to watch it every afternoon.

If I turn sideways I think Witchy Poo's nose is a tad longer than mine. Definitely has more of a hook. Besides, I think I have more inner beauty than her.

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Post by Kim » Mon Apr 13, 2009 10:16 pm

Lillian wrote:
Besides, I think I have more inner beauty than her.
Completely agree with you there Lil, I have not met you in person but I have watched and had some dealings with you over the last few years and will gladly stand anywhere with one hand on my heart and the other upon a stack of any point of commitment people like to name and swear that your inner beauty is indeed centre fold material and an example to us all.

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Post by Hesh1956 » Tue Apr 14, 2009 7:08 am

Seconded and very well said Kim!!! :D

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Post by kiwigeo » Tue Apr 14, 2009 7:40 am

Hey Lillian have you ever thought about becoming a Victoria's Secrets model?? I reckon youd be a shoe in.

Mmmm..that reminds me of the days when I was a lad and hadnt yet discovered porn. The biggest buzz I got in those days was gazing longingly at the Maggie Tabera bra ads in the back of the Womens Weekly.

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