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Post by Kim » Sun Feb 10, 2013 11:38 pm

It was during school holidays and I must have been all of 10yo when I awoke to the banging clattering sounds of a man at work. I knew it wasn't Jack my Dad because he was a wharfy and the only banging an clattering sound he ever made early in the morning was loading the buggy and bag into the boot of the Zephyr to shoot off for a round or two.

Excited I went to investigate and poking my nose over the picket fence I seen what was going on right away. Allen, the bloke next door at No43 was in the process of unloading a trailer and making a big stack of timber in his backyard. :D

I ask him what he was doing and he told me he was going to build a pergola.. I ask him if that was a kind of ark? (after all I knew he was a religious man because he was constantly getting pissed of with my brothers and I swearing like...well wharfies I guess, and I had no idea what a bloody pergola was). Allen laughed explaining to me that it was a kind of lean to that would shade the side of the house and give them somewhere to sit out of the sun in the hot afternoons.

I asked him if he needed a hand. He told me I would just get in the way, so I watched and waited....By about 10am things starting to heat up a bit, I'm still in the shade of our house silently watching but Allen by this time is in direct sunlight. He's dug a few holes for the 6" x 6" Jarrah uprights and done some checking out in them ready for the 8 x 4 cross members (it's Perth 1968 remember, and besides Al's not a builder, he's an admin worker at Freo Hospital checking people into the registrar as they are wheeled in from the ambo...An occupation that would later turn out to be very handy for us 3 tear away boys next door who were all into motorcycles and anything that could really hurt :roll: )

Anyhow from what I can remember the plan was to get the corner uprights set in cement and then start slipping the bolts in through the hand augured holes and then build on from there. Al had nailed a couple of props at 45 to hold the uprights plumb as you do, but being really sandy dry ground they kept moving on him when he was trying to nail a temp cross brace to hold things in place. Perceiving frustration compounded by stinging sweat by his squinting eyes, I spoke up again saying, "Hey Al, I can hold the other end steady for you while you get a nail in if you like". Al said "righto", and so began my career in the construction industry :wink:

That project went on for the next couple of weeks, a bit in the afternoons and all weekend when I turned up on site at 7am keen as mustard to help out. Allan really appreciated having a gofor and general hand, and I learned heaps about working with wood along the way, because the only chisels at our house all had a 16th" edge from cleaning off old gaskets from motors and aside from the odd hill trolley, none of us had a clue.

So forward we go by about 20 years. I'm about 30yo and Allen's recently retired from Freo Hospital and sold up and gone. I've been travelling around working in the building game and in and out of WA over a period of years. Around that side of my folks house where I had stood in the shade as a boy 20 years ago waiting to pounce upon opertunity, now stands a timber rack. Its full of good wood I had collected over the years left over from jobs and re-machined boards from replaced balustrades etc. The new neighbours at No43 were in the process of demolishing Allen's pergola, and knowing that I worked with wood, they had asked Jack if perhaps I had a use for the larger beams before they were thrown in the skip. Jack being Jack loaded them onto the rack... just in case.. leaving the already heavily checked boards on the top of the tin cover.

Forward just a couple more years and I finally settled a bit and the missus and I bought a place of our own. All that wood was then moved with the best of it, all being square dressed appearance grade from the stair making trade, went under the cover of the shed. The worst of it, including those heavily checked old pergola beams, where stacked at the side of the shed in the sun and rain....just in case.

Forward a few more years and much of the old pergola wood has been converted for use as studs and noggins in a weatherboard reno, but one long 8 x 4 remains. I've got kids of my own by this time and their about 8 and 10 and dead keen on netball when that last big stick gets concreted into the ground with half of a tongue and groove jarrah door bolted to it for a backing-board so the kids can throw hoops and drive us nuts with the constant pre-throw thump, thump, thump, thump, on the driveway. :lol: When the hoop was first erected it was clearly top heavy, so to be safe I ran a small stainless cable left over from guying up the TV antenna back to the side the house so that if the whole shamozel ever came down in a wind, it would simply swing for about 1 metre before hitting the side of the house and then hang there.

Well the kids grew out of basketball after a couple more years and eventually, one windy night, there was a loud bang on the side of the house. In the morning I unbolted the beam from the cable cutting away that section with the hoop and half door. I squared up the other end and the remaining 2.5 meter section was once again relegated to the side of the shed...just in case.

My eldest daughter is now 17 and will turn 18 this year. She's beautiful and deserves lots of nice clothes so she needs a nice new wardrobe with mirrored sliding doors to accommodate. I needed framing to accommodate a melamine carcass for same. At the side of the shed I found a big jarrah beam. It was rough sawn and a bit weather checked, but it looked very solid. Each face was quite flat with the only movement of concern being the typical mild banana bend one would expect of a long timber beam of 8 x 4 dimensions. The beam was placed in a vice set up to used the full apron of the bench. As I was truing the centre hump out of the edge of that beam with a No6 ready for ripping, I recalled how around 45 years ago I had been so excited to be working with wood. After that beam had been pushed through my little Gilbro tablesaw to produce 6 clean 2.5 meter lengths of 65 x 22mm wardrobe carcase framing, I was reminded why I still am so excited to be working with wood... What else in this world could possibly do that???? The very same board I had handled as a boy back in 1968 which for 20 years gave so much, and then gave again, has given to me again. 8)

Here's to beautiful, beautiful hardwood folks, cause there's simply nothing else like it in this world. :gui

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We need a Like button. :cl
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P Bill wrote:We need a Like button. :cl
We do actually have a like button........it's activated by direct debiting $50 to the bank account of any of the forum's moderators.
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Post by Bob Connor » Tue Feb 12, 2013 7:40 am

Great story Kim.
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Post by auscab » Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:18 pm

Nice one Kim.
That's a long history with some timber you have
It is nice how we connect with wood like that , How You can pick up a special bit out of the wood rack and remember exactly where it came from.

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Post by Kim » Tue Feb 12, 2013 4:36 pm

Thanks for the nice comments folk's, in case you hadn't guessed, I find wood to be a very inspiring thing :)
auscab wrote:It is nice how we connect with wood like that , How You can pick up a special bit out of the wood rack and remember exactly where it came from.
You know Rob the fact that stick had been an 8 x 4 helped the memory a little but the remanences of redlead and mission brown paint made the ID job dead easy :lol:

Not so much of the good square dressed wood left in the stack these days, probably only a cube or so I just couldn't bring myself to start ripping up 200 x 30's etc. to make framing. So the old weather beaten sticks have come in handy over the years and have produced some very useful stock when required, especially if you've been in to Bunnings at all of late to price this stuff :shock:

If anyone is interested in seeing what the wood looks like after all that time out in the elements, he's the wardrobe framing I wrote about above.
wardrobestock.jpg
Sure there's a few borer holes etc, all of which I reckon were there when the wood was sold to Allen at a discount back in the 60's under the banner "Pergola Timber". But all in all that's some pretty decent framing stock and as a bonus, the ants aren't over keen because that old jarrah is hard, dry and unappetizing for them making it just perfect for use in sandy WA.

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Post by kiwigeo » Tue Feb 12, 2013 4:43 pm

Pick up a piece of wood and a.) know exactly what it is and b) where it came from.

Yeah right.... :(
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Post by Kim » Tue Feb 12, 2013 5:05 pm

kiwigeo wrote:Pick up a piece of wood and a.) know exactly what it is and b) where it came from.

Yeah right.... :(
Knowing what I do of your enormous stash of tonewoods Marty I completely understand your predicament mate :lol:

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Post by nnickusa » Tue Feb 12, 2013 6:35 pm

Very cool story Kim. I've got piles of timbers under the house from my building days, and I can pretty much tell you where every piece down there came from.....

Nothing that long-held tho.... :cl
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Post by charangohabsburg » Wed Feb 13, 2013 8:24 am

I like the story too, thanks for sharing, Kim. Looking forward to see in a few years your post in the ANZLF's Buy Swap and Sell section, trying to get rid of some dozens of jarrah fretboard and bridge blanks! :D
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Post by Kamusur » Wed Feb 13, 2013 8:26 am

You never fail to impress us Kim with a story well told :cl

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Post by DarwinStrings » Wed Feb 13, 2013 9:37 pm

Ha! Cheers Kim. Life is good when you are followed around by a bit of wood.

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