Some nice Russian Girl sent me an email

[kiwigeo]

This just popped into my in box:

Quoting Lyudmila <michailyuda@yahoo.com>:

> Hello Martin! I am very glad that you have answered my letter.
> As you know, my name is Lyudmila, but you can name me Lyuda. My
> family and my friends name me Lyuda.
> Please tell about yourself, it will be very interesting to me! As
> send me your photos, viewing of your photos will help me to know
> better you and your life.
> I want to tell that I have found yours email on a dating site, I
> want to communicate with you and to be your friend.
> I think, It is interesting, why I have chosen you? I do not know,
> but my intuition has helped me to make a choice.
> Maybe, you heard about female intuition? I hope that my intuition
> has not brought me and we can have good interesting dialogue.
> I have forgotten to tell that I live in Russia. I hope, the distance
> between us will not problem in our dialogue?
> I send you my pictures and I will be glad to see as much as possible
> your pictures.
> Have good day. Bye...

My Reply:

Oh come on, you didn't find my email address on a dating site. Like any other spammer/scammer you harvested my email address from somewhere.

Unfortunately for you I'm of above average intelligence and am asking myself why someone as beautiful looking as the girl in the photos needs to send out emails to strangers in order to find herself a partner. It just doesn't add up.

I worked out that you live in Russia.....it's where all the other spam emails from good looking lonely Russian girls like you come from.

I'm not really interested in your offer but I do have a few friends in The Australian Federal Police who would be happy to chat with you. Ive forwarded your email to them...I hope you dont mind.

Regards

[Dennis Leahy]

Hello Martin! I am very glad that you have answered my letter.


As you know, my name is Dennis, but you can name me Dennis. My family and my friends name me "Get_The_F@#$_Out_Of_Here_Dennis!", but I am pretty sure they really like me and are just teasing.


Please tell about yourself, it will be very interesting to me! As send me your photos, viewing of your photos will help me to know better you and your life.


I want to tell that I have found yours email on a dating site, I want to communicate with you and to be your friend.


I think, it is interesting, why I have chosen you? I do not know, but my intuition has helped me to make a choice.
Maybe, you heard about male intuition? I hope that my intuition has not brought me and we can have good interesting dialogue.


I have forgotten to tell that I live in America. I hope, the distance between us will not problem in our dialogue?


I send you my pictures and I will be glad to see as much as possible your pictures.


Have good day. Bye...

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[Mark Fogleman]

Worth listening to:
http://www.radiolab.org/2011/may/31/clever-bots/

[kiwigeo]

Hello Martin! I am very glad that you have answered my letter.

You're actually just behind Kim on my list of potential piss-take suspects

[kiwigeo]

Worth listening to:
http://www.radiolab.org/2011/may/31/clever-bots/

Welcome to the forum Mark,

Thanks for the link..interesting reading.

[Kim]

Hello Martin! I am very glad that you have answered my letter.

You're actually just behind Kim on my list of potential piss-take suspects

What ever do you mean Marty??

I am certain Dennis or "Get_The_F@#$_Out_Of_Here_Dennis!" is very sincere about want to get to know you to develop some meaningful 'in tents' dialogue..better take ur banjo.

Cheers

Kim

[charangohabsburg]

This is certainly the weirdest stringed instrument I've ever seen. It seems to have a low Helmholtz resonance.

[Nick]

This is certainly the weirdest stringed instrument I've ever seen. It seems to have a low Helmholtz resonance.

Poor fella needs a good fart, he's all full of gas.

[kiwigeo]

Well Lyudmila hasn't replied to my last email...I'm devastated.

[Dennis Leahy]

Well Lyudmila hasn't replied to my last email...I'm devastated.

After looking at my picture, you're still pining away for Lyudmila?

Forget Lyudmila, she doesn't know you like I do. She doesn't love you like I do.

I'm still here for you, Martin!

Dennis

[Kim]

[kiwigeo]

Well Lyudmila hasn't replied to my last email...I'm devastated.

After looking at my picture, you're still pining away for Lyudmila?

Forget Lyudmila, she doesn't know you like I do. She doesn't love you like I do.

I'm still here for you, Martin!

Dennis

I think you and Lyudmila would be a perfect match..Ive sent her your email address.

[Dennis Leahy]

Well Lyudmila hasn't replied to my last email...I'm devastated.

After looking at my picture, you're still pining away for Lyudmila?

Forget Lyudmila, she doesn't know you like I do. She doesn't love you like I do.

I'm still here for you, Martin!

Dennis

I think you and Lyudmila would be a perfect match..Ive sent her your email address.