HO HO HO

[duh Padma]

HO HO HO to you all...

Just getting me hat on to go out to the barn, feed the reindeer and do the final check out of the sleight. To nights the big one. Ain't such a bad gig, like me only gotta get it together one night of the whole year. Only down part is puking up all the milk and cookies for the next week.





blessings
duh Padma

[Kim]

You can't be the real Santa Padma cause I shot him with a speargun and buried him under my mum and dads house when I was 12.....It was his fault though cause I told in the shopping centre only 2 weeks earlier that I wanted a "BLUE" bike and I was 'very' clearly about that....Don't think my dad understood though cause he never did come back

[duh Padma]

Um Kim...

The real Santa turned his entire operation into franchise decades ago.
Now duh Padma was really on the ball back then and scored the British Columbia and Yukon run. Is a good deal, ever January the check comes in from Coca Cola and me laugh all the way to the bank. However me is getting kinda long in the tooth these last few years and been thinking of selling me franchise rights. So if you or anyone is interested, get in touch with me. Is a real good go.


blessings
duh Padma


PS. Your beard must be at least 5 years old and of course be white. Being overweight is a big plus.