Okay so the world IS mad

[kiwigeo]

Sitting at my table in my local cafe this morning when the lady at the next table who I sort of know (another cafe regular) starts talking about a new bra she bought that was too tight.

She then pulled out a photo of her overweight corgi wearing the new bra. The lady informed me that this is an ideal to stretch out a tight bra.

I decided that either the world went mad overnight or maybe middle aged married women just find balding luthiers irresistably attractive.

[sebastiaan56]

Maybe she knows the boss is away....

[Kim]

So,................what colour were the corgi's eyes Martin?

[Allen]

I can't be the only one wanting to have seen the expression on Martin's face when she pulled out that photo.

[kiwigeo]

I managed to keep my composure but my mate couldnt contain himself and had to go outside and let go.