Older and smarter

[Kim]

An elderly man in Queensland had owned a large property for many years. There was a dam in one of the lower paddocks where he had planted mango and avocado trees. The dam had been been fixed up for swimming when first built and he had also installed some picnic tables in the shade of the fruit trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the dam and look it over as he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a ten litre bucket so he could bring back some fruit. As he neared the dam, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his dam. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you leave!'

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the dam naked.' Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the crocodile.'

Moral: Old men may walk slow, but they can still think fast.

Cheers

Kim

[Allen]

Good one Kim

[Nick]