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Post by sebastiaan56 » Fri May 22, 2009 10:30 am

Guess this could be applied to anyone, but It made me laugh

Beggars


Bruce and Trevor are Kiwi beggars... They beg in different areas of Bondi...

Bruce begs just as long as Trevor but only collects $ 2 to $ 3 every day.

Trevor brings home a suitcase FULL of $ 10 notes, drives a Mercedes, lives in
a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.

Bruce says to Trevor 'I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you
bring home a suitcase full of $10 notes every day?'

Trevor says, 'Look at your sign what does it say'?

Bruce's sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'.

Trevor says 'No wonder you only get $ 2- $ 3.

Bruce says... 'So what does your sign say'?

Trevor shows Bruce his sign......

It reads: 'I only need another $10 to move back to New Zealand.'
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Post by Ron Wisdom » Fri May 22, 2009 12:30 pm

:lmao :lmao :fff :lmao :lmao
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Post by kiwigeo » Fri May 22, 2009 5:59 pm

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Post by Nick » Sat May 23, 2009 2:41 pm

Bruce & Trev are good, fair dinkum ocker names surely? :D Anyway good Kiwi jokers wouldn't have time to beg in Bondi, they'd be to busy surfing or swimming with the turds. :shock:
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