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Hang the Planet...heres something MUCH more interesting

Post by kiwigeo » Mon May 18, 2009 2:45 pm

A new bra boosts women's cleavage when they are aroused.

Slovenia-based Lisca lingerie's Smart Memory Bra alters its shape when the wearer's body temperature changes, pushing breasts closer together when a woman gets flushed after seeing someone attractive.

Designer Suzana Gorisek said: "As a woman's body changes, so the size of the bra changes. That's the advantage of this bra."

As soon as the wearer's temperature decreases the bra deflates.

The underwear was invented when designers began working on a bra which would change shape depending on the weather, to ensure women always had perfectly-fitting lingerie.

The cups boast expanding foam which is heat-sensitive.

A company representative explained: "It's healthier than an ordinary bra because it will always provide the perfect fit."

The piece has already been shown at a large lingerie exhibition in Paris, and is expected to cost around £25 when it goes on sale.

The spokesman added: "We are still looking into distributors in all major European countries but we have had a lot of interest so far."

Lisca is the biggest lingerie firm in eastern Europe.

Earlier this week, underwear firm Triumph International showed off their new bra offering, which boasted a ticking clock on the front.

The bra is designed for women who are looking for a husband, and the only way to stop the clock counting down is to slip an engagement ring into the mechanism.

When the jewellery is put in place, the clock halts and Felix Mendelssohn's 'The Wedding March' begins to play.

The bra is yet to go on sale.

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Post by Hesh1956 » Tue May 19, 2009 9:37 am

:D What I think would sell better is a bra that once and for all solves the age old problem which is that bras are NOT easy to take off for men who don't wear them.....

The clasp(s) can either be in front or in back, one, two, three.... even six clasps. Come one people why make this so difficult???? :D

Instead I propose a new bra that operates like an electric garage door opener where with one press of the remote.... :D the thing opens and when the remote holder desires another press and the bra goes back on. In addition the bra remote codes should be published on the Internet for all to copy and program into their respective remotes.

Just think of the impact of this improvement. Men would suddenly WANT to go to the mall. We may even see "drive-by-debraings" too.... :D

I want one! :D

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Post by Nick » Tue May 19, 2009 10:46 am

Hesh1956 wrote::D What I think would sell better is a bra that once and for all solves the age old problem which is that bras are NOT easy to take off for men who don't wear them.....
That's not what I've heard, are you telling me what they say about you isn't true? :shock:
Hesh1956 wrote:The clasp(s) can either be in front or in back, one, two, three.... even six clasps. Come one people why make this so difficult???? :D

Instead I propose a new bra that operates like an electric garage door opener where with one press of the remote.... :D the thing opens and when the remote holder desires another press and the bra goes back on. In addition the bra remote codes should be published on the Internet for all to copy and program into their respective remotes.

Just think of the impact of this improvement. Men would suddenly WANT to go to the mall. We may even see "drive-by-debraings" too.... :D

I want one! :D
How about Velcro tags? or small electro magnets instead of clasps that switch off when you press the right buttons (literally). Plus as an added bonus, if Im believing the advertising to these bio-mag blankets, their chest region will never suffer from arthritis if they have these :lol:
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Post by kiwigeo » Tue May 19, 2009 12:04 pm

Hesh1956 wrote::D What I think would sell better is a bra that once and for all solves the age old problem which is that bras are NOT easy to take off for men who don't wear them.....
The solution is staring you in the face Heshie. If you want to learn about the fine art of nimbly getting a bra off then the best thing to do is to start wearing one. Looking around this well fed nation of ours Id say at least half our male population actually should be wearing some sort of support for their man breasts.

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Post by Paul B » Tue May 19, 2009 12:46 pm

No don't do it.

When I was young, single, and still having fun. I worked out the secret to quickly undoing a bra with thumb and fore finger - I was really good at it too.

Too bloody good at it, you get a young lady to come home with you and they expect you to fumble - it tells them you're a nice boy without too much experience.

Fumble guys, that's the key to the whole deal.

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Post by Nick » Tue May 19, 2009 2:23 pm

Paul B wrote:Fumble guys, that's the key to the whole deal.
Ha! Got that technique down pat in everything I do :roll:
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