I'd love to be eight again.

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I'd love to be eight again.

Post by Kim » Mon Mar 30, 2009 12:01 am

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. I'd love to be eight again" she replied.

On the morning of her birthday he rose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local theme park.

What a Day!

He put her on every ride in the park:

* The Death Slide

* The Wall of Fear

* The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away they journeyed to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake.

Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favorite lolly and M&Ms .

What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted.

- - - - - - -

He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked "Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?"

- - - - - - -

Her eyes slowly opened wide and her expression suddenly changed "I meant my dress size, you fuckin twit"

The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still going to get it wrong.

Cheers

Kim

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Post by Hesh1956 » Mon Mar 30, 2009 1:08 am

I thought that the punch line was going to be something like the man heard her say "eight" when she meant "ate..." :D

This sounds more like typical male selective hearing to me..... :D

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Post by Hesh1956 » Mon Mar 30, 2009 1:08 am

Yeah I know - BAD Heshie, bad Heshie....... :D

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Post by Lillian » Mon Mar 30, 2009 3:53 am

I don't know. I like the husband's interpretation. It sounds like a great way to spend your birthday. It would be way better than my last one.

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Post by kiwigeo » Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:51 am

Typical wife.....doesnt say a thing until hes spent all day taking her around the theme park :?

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Post by Allen » Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:06 pm

:cl :cl :cl

Karen's birthday next week. She wishes she was nine. :?
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